|
|
|
Dear Frustrated Friend,
Don't waste your time...
Who do these "gurus" think you are?
I go online every day and read all of the trumped up bullshit that people and
corporations put out. It's disgusting. With all of the non-regulation of this industry,
it's a wonder that more people don't die from the gross misuse of faulty information.
Or maybe they do... but the statistics don't reflect it.
Seriously, do they really believe that you trust everything that comes out of their
mouths. Everytime you turn around, you have one expert saying that the evidence
says "this". Then, other expert will say that the evidence isn't conclusive about the
same thing.
Who's right? Who's wrong? Can you afford to gamble on the outcome?
Really... when it comes to weight loss or dropping the pounds, why don't they just
come out and say it? Why don't all of these so called, fly by night "experts" that are
only regurgitating this information to scam you out of your hard-earned dollars just
come out and say:
|
|
|
|
Attention Everyone...
Small Ass For Sale
|
|
|
|
The "Unfortunate" State Of The Health and Fitness Industry
Sales are booming... but no one's getting in shape. As a society, we are larger than
we've been at any time in history. Hundreds of billions of dollars are being spent on
"fixes" that don't fix.
But there are corrections coming.
Right now, we are seeing a large one that's just beginning to show itself in the health
club industry. A huge roll up of clubs is on the horizon as more and more clubs
polarize between service and non-service.
And that's not all - the government has began to crack down on many of the makers
of diet pills and quick weight loss products - all because they just don't work and
leave the purchasers worse off than when they started.
Weight loss is at a premium now... yet no one seems to understand that the scale is
an awful way of judging how much body fat is being lost. It's like trying to measure
how fast your car is going by sticking your hand out the window.
The hucksters are still on the loose... ready to take your money in trade for the next
miracle cure. But we still believe. That's all that matter's right?
It's all about the fad diets that have no long term results, the abdominal workout
that's just crap, or the aerobic training that doesn't increase your metabolism. It's
about the grapefruit diet and Taebo; about Atkins and yoga.
Or, is it about the "hidden enemy". That enemy called "your mind".
No, what it's really about is being able to walk into a store and trade your "ass" for a
"small ass" with no work, discipline, or perseverance.
|
|
|
|
Welcome to the Parody aka
"The Rant"
|
|
|
|
This site contains top flight information on getting in shape and fat loss. You won't
find anything to purchase (although I do have some hardcore reviews), nor will you
find any sugar coating for the people that like to whine.
You're here because you want the truth.
Start by acclimating yourself with The Rant, then, read through the serious articles on
interval training and energy flux.
Make sure to visit often as new articles and research are presented as we further
prove that Occam's Razor is still prevalent in society today.
In other words:
|
|
|
|
Keep It Simple
|
|
|
|
Welcome, my new friend, to the World of Small Ass For Sale... open up and learn...
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
